Welcome To Bricatannia
(H. Oeller)

If you think that you have seen all places you might have missed the one
The island bricatannia where you can swing under the sun.
There are tikis here and tikis there Well they dance the hula jive
You think you are in old hawaii the wild men are alive

Well well welcome to Bricatannia - just some hundred miles away
Quit your work your wife your kids and and come here for a stay
We’re gonna rock rock rock - swing swing swing bop man bop
No clocks are ringing at six o' clock From 9 to 5 we wanna rock rock rock!
Welcome to Bricatannia - never ever stop that rock!

SOLO

Now you know where we are where we spend our days
Drinking singing gamblin’ and fishing at the bays
There are tikis here and tikis there - well they dance the hula jive
You think you are in old hawaii - the wild men are alive

Well well welcome to Bricatannia - just some hundred miles away...

SOLO

Now you know where we are where we spend our days
Drinking singing gamblin’ and fishing at the bays
There are tikis here and tikis there - well they dance the hula jive
You think you are in old hawaii - the wild men are alive

Well well welcome to Bricatannia - just some hundred miles away...

 

Ten Good Reasons
(G.Oeller / H. Oeller)

I've got ten good reasons for you to fall in love with me
Ten good reasons to choose nobody else but me
Listen and you will see thats the way it’s meant to be
Sooner or later you gotta fall in love with me
Ten good reasons ten good reasons ten good reasons yeah
To fall in love with me yeah to fall in love with me yeah
To fall in love with me yeah to fall in love with me yeah

SOLO

I've got ten good reasons for you to fall in love with me...

SOLO

(reason one) we’re havin’ so much fun
(reason two) i wrote this song for you
(reason three) i chopped that apple tree
(reason four) i brought a flowers galore
(reason five) oh what a surprise
Cause here in paradise you won’t see noone else for miles

I've got ten good reasons for you to fall in love with me...

SOLO

(reason six) i got a ford made of sticks
(reason seven) i can count to eleven
(reason eight) here’s noone else to date
(reason nine) the heart you stole was mine
(reason ten) let me tell you again
Here in paradise you won’t find noone else that nice

I've got ten good reasons for you to fall in love with me...

 

My Favourite Dish
(H. Oeller)

I like chicken with hot chili dip served with rice and a beer to sip
I Like creamed mushrooms and ham on toast - delicious salads or a steak or a roast
I like sweeties and pineapple punch - Ginger scones and lobster for lunch
I like shrimps or onions and cheese with just an apple - I'll be very pleased

I like noodles potatoes tomatoes and chocolate, too
But there's only one thing above that I love
only one thing that I love and that is you you you

I like cheese like fine smoked cheddar or anything else - uh that doesn't matter
i like sweet pudding or sour drops English breakfast or German rollmops
i like white sausage with mustard that's sweet and a big big brezel oh yes indeed
i like spaghetti or mortadella and a exotic cocktails from the tiki bar

I like noodles potatoes ...

SOLO

Yes i like your melons ... that you bought at the grocery cheri hm, how tasty ...
Hey baby what's cooking
I like sweeties and pineapple punch Ginger scones and lobster for lunch
I like shrimps or onions and cheese with just an apple - I'll be very pleased

I like noodles potatoes tomatoes and chocolate, too
But there's only one thing above that I love
(3x) only one thing that I love and that is you you you

 

Bimbula Girl
(H. Oeller)

Ooh, Bimbula Girl - Ooh, Bimbula Girl - Ooh, Bimbula Girl - Ooh, Bimbula Girl

I met this girl from Bimbula - That's the island near Bricatannia
Round her hips a banana skirt - She said to me "Hey come over, Bert!"
So I got me two fine drinks and said: "Baby have a drink and make me glad!"
It took 3 seconds and her drink was gone - She said: "All right Baby then get me one!"

O-o-o-oh, Bimbula Girl drinkin like a sailorman lookin like a pearl
Ooh, yeah Baby oh wee oh wee tell me won't you marry me?

So I walked to the bar for the second time - Pour me a glass of your strongest wine
She drank down fast her new refill - then she went on dancing I paid the bill.
I never saw a woman boozin like that - everytime they drink they lay down so flat
But this cute chick just wont have enough - yells: Bartender gimme more of that stuff!

O-o-o-oh, Bimbula Girl drinkin like a sailorman lookin like a pearl
Ooh, yeah Baby oh wee oh wee tell me won't you marry me?

SOLO

We danced all night - had a drink or twenty two - you won't believe now what I'm telling you
We walked outside to my two red cars - and we watched in the sky that two bright stars.
I don't know what happened later on - But the end of the story was no more fun
I woke up - saw my finger wore a ring - and the lady on the backseat had a ding-a-ling!

O-o-o-oh, Bimbula Girl drinkin like a sailorman lookin like a pearl
Ooh, yeah Baby oh wee oh wee you’re not what you seem to be!

Baby - oooh baby - baby - you’re not what you seem to be!

 

Little Miss Roundheels
(G. Oeller / H. Oeller)

cant’ stop cant’ stop no way --- cant’ stop cant’ stop no way
cant’ stop cant’ stop no way --- cant’ stop cant’ stop no way - you better stop (stop! stop!)

she’s a girl that always wants to do it to do it she don’t know any don’ts
everytime she’out with a guy - she’s lightyears far from shy
the other day she had a date - with johhny viper and she just couldn’t wait
picked her up at half past eight - a second later she was wrestling with his snake

little miss roundheels you sure are drivin’ on hot hot wheels
you’re goin’ too fast - i can’t keep up
and nothing in the world can make her stop!
cant’ stop cant’ stop no way --- cant’ stop cant’ stop no way
cant’ stop cant’ stop no way --- cant’ stop cant’ stop no way
you better stop (stop! stop!)

she’ wild about a pink cadillac - she likes to park it in her rosy shack
she loves to dance and ain’t that a dilly - she does the hand jive with jolly little willie
she’s a girl that always wants to do it to do it she don’t know any don’ts
everytime she’out with a guy - she’s lightyears far from shy

little miss roundheels...

SOLO

little miss roundheels...

cant’ stop cant’ stop no way...y

 

Don't Drink And Jive
(G. Oeller)

1. Took my baby to a party (eight o' clock)
At the house of Dickie Hardy (to rock the bop)
The crowd was a jumpin' (skipedy-hop)
I said: "Stay right here while I get us some beer."

2. Time went by (Oh what a night)
Beers went by (and moonshine bright)
My senses went high (just like a kite)
So I took a chance and said: "Honey let's dance!"

(They went round and round) - and so did my head
(up and down) - my guts went mad
(Oh, you plastered bastard) That's what my baby said.
Well take my advice : Don't drink and jive.

Don't drink and Jive
Don't drink and Jive

3. We did some awesome whirls (Ooh Whee Ooh).
And some wicked twirls (like the swirling shoe)
Swallowed one of her curls (what a thing to do)
She said "Thanks a bunch for not blowing your lunch!"

4. I did some king-sized chokin' (twas a crazy sound)
Well I ain't jokin' (you're not a clown).
Got dragged through that door (porcelain bound)
I finally broke my bone as I hit the throne.

(It went round and round) and so did my head
(threw up and down well) , my guts gone mad
(You plastered bastard) That's what my Baby said.
Take my advice: Don't drink and jive.

SOLO

It went round and round ....

Don't drink and Jive
Don't drink and Jive

5. So if you take her to a party (eight o clock)
At the house of Dickie Hardy (to rock the bop)
And the crowd is a jumpin (skipedy hop)
If you wanna score you better booze no more.

6. Just go round and round (not in your head)
up and down (don't let your guts go mad)
don't be a plastered bastard (you'll be so glad)
if you take my advice: don't driiiiink aaaaand jiiiiiive.

 

Girls' Farts (Are Smelly As Well)
(G. Oeller)

Girls' farts are smelly as well
Signorina, Fraulein or Mademoiselle
Girls' farts are smelly as well

1. One day you'll meet that alien girl
she's the cutest the smartest in the world
well-read, good lookin' and full of charme
a pretty little greenie with an extra arm.

2. She likes dancin', romancin', she loves Chopin
she dresses and smells like a movie star
she's out of your class, she's of the third kind
but then this old saying comes on your mind: It says:


Girls' farts are smelly as well
Signorina, Fraulein or Mademoiselle
Girls' farts are smelly as well

3. Just ask her out and you will see
Such girls are human like you and me
So if you think she's more than divine
Then give her a kiss and ask her "Will you be mine?"

4 And when at last you are together
And you're rockin' like a ship in stormy weather
Her extra arm makes you feel so glad
You'll always remember what your Granny said, she said:


Girls' farts are smelly as well
Signorina, Fraulein or Mademoiselle
Girls' farts are smelly as well

Z. Girls love to be surprised, you say "Look what I have bought!"
She'll get excited, she asks "What have you got?"
You smile and say "Well Honey have a guess (gas)!
But she gets it all wrong and the air is a mess!


Girls' farts are smelly as well
Signorina, Fraulein or Mademoiselle
Girls' farts are smelly as well

5. So when you meet that alien girl
The cutest the smartest in the world
Well-read, good lookin and full of charme
That pretty little lady that will ring your alarm.

6. Who likes dancin', romancin' and loves Chopin
Who dresses and smells like a movie star
Who's outta your class, who's of the third kind
Just let this ole saying come on your mind:


Girls' farts are smelly as well
Signorina, Fraulein or Mademoiselle
Girls' farts are smelly as well

Girl's farts are smelly as well ...